I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.

izzetheking:

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

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babyferaligator:

doritoed:

born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

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the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it

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Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh
-Art thieves in a bank robbery (via findfreshlove)

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disorder:

why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum

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brattylifts:

instead of saying “sex” my father just said “nakey nakey doing the shaky shaky”

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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

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xingaderas:

if u can’t handle me at my Brazil you definitely don’t deserve me at my Germany

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Schweinsteiger: do it for the vine
Muller: lol ok

officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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